"O" stands for obvious, doesn't it?

You resemble Captain America!(he died you know)

You're not a captain at all!

Ah! This is a joke account!

You have not been around in a while.

People don't find you helpful.

People don't especially like you.

You're wearing black, which is hard to see when it's dark out.

I am trolling you right now.

Trolling is bullying through online chatting.

I am disrespecting you.

I have too much free time.

My icon is silly.

I don't post much art.

Neither do you at that.

This is a very long comment.

It will probably stretch out your page quite a bit.

Vertically.

This comment will probably not be responded to, considering your absence.

Writing this gives me some sort of feeling of satisfaction.

I could be using my time more wisely.

I am not motivated to do so though.

These are all redundant statements.

They are redundant on purpose.

I do it because of who you are.

That would be Captain Obvious.

Okay, I got tired of writing this.

I end my comment thus.

This is a comment on a website!

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

Hey man.

I loves you :U but not that way.

/shifty eyes